Captain Cook
1779 Captain James Cook and his crew of sailors dropped anchor in a bay just south of Kona. The Hawaiian's thought he was the re-incarnation of their god Lono so they took him to a Heiau and invested him with super powers. Captain Cook and his men then ate the Hawaiian's food, gave their women V.D.s and fucked off. However, they were out to sea less than a week when the ship's mast split and the wise J.C. returned to the very spot from which they had departed only to be greeted with a killing party. They did not sail out from same cove 2X.
The End.
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